Sunday, October 21, 2007

Women

Ok; so I done good over the last few days.

The met. that I briefly mentioned going to in the last post - I took a girl there (which I had met the prior weekend).


The charm school boys said 2 major things about my picking up ability. 1 - that if I don't go for 8's and 9's (rating of physical beauty - with 1 being low and 10 being perfect) girls will get confused. I guess I'm attractive and because of that, people have expectations about who I chase after.

2nd of all... they said I need to step up a little more. I always give girls hugs to say good by (and hello... and in the middle too). They said that that was good, but with who I am and how I carry myself, girls expect to be kissed by me and are thrown off (and I'm sure upset) when I only hug them.

Which is strange to me. I like being nice to people and taking things slow.

So I gave their hints a little try over the last few days.

Guess what...

Apperently, not only are girls not upset when I kiss them, but they're more than pleased to continue kissing for some time.

Who knew?

So I rolled up to my shady New Jersey hotel room a few nights back. There were some hillbillies standing outside the rooms drinking beer. I walked up and started chatting with them cause I was bored-ish. Some girls came out and joined them later, one of which I claimed. Ended up going back to her hotel room (which she was sharing with her best friend) and making out with her on the bed (while the best friend sat on the chair beside the bed and tried to ignore us. Which... incidently... was rather difficult when trying to roll over, I slammed my girl's head against the head board and promptly fell off the bed. Smooth.)

She didn't want to come over to my room (maybe because I told her I was trouble and like to take advantage of half drunk girls earlier) for some reason so I called it a night and headed back for some sleep.

Things didn't seem right, so I laid there (still dressed... mostly) and read (with a knife beside me) for an hour or so; until there was a knock on my door. (surprise surprise)

So I made out for a while longer, but something wasn't right. While I had the girl pulled into a very trance like state I asked her a few more questions. Turns out she's rather upset about an ex-boyfriend. (the usual stuff)

While she was chillin' out, I delved into her head and did a little energy healing, using my words as hypnotic suggestion to help her out with her love life.

I actually feel rather good about the whole thing. That maybe I made a difference (if only a small one) in someone's life.

And no - I didn't sleep with her. She would have been more than happy, I'm sure (and her fat/ugly friend in the next room would have joined if asked) but I just wanted to play a little bit, not make anything seriuos.

All in all, a very good night.

2 Comments:

Blogger Fated said...

Yes. Women are easy to figure out. And unfortunately they sometimes let themselves be manipulated because they think it will make them special in someones eyes. Or at least that is how I see if most of the time from what people tell me. I guess everyone is just fighting off being lonely. Women kind of just need to stop being so damned needy and they won't be so prone to suggestion.

Sounds like you were pretty smart to not let things get too serious, even though you obviously could have ;)

3:40 PM

 
Blogger Capt'n said...

Thanks Luv;

Thats how I see it too. Maybe thats just it, the stuff I learned doesn't manipulate people - it just gives me the language that they understand.

And yeah - Since then, I've gotten a few emails from that girl hinting that I should pursue her. Starting from "your awesome" to the wonderfully elaborate "I think I'm falling for you" type.

7:00 PM

 

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