Ass pads

There's a girl at work who wears ass pads.

Up until yesterday, I couldn't see it... even though a friend points it out quite often; I couldn't see it.

Now that I've noticed it - I can't not see it.

All the time. Her name is now Ass pads.

What else?

My girlfriend - who I've been dating for a month - is gone for a month.
Which is unfortunate. I was thinking very seriously of dumping her before she left.

Confusion. I can't see another girl without taking care of this one first.

The funny part is; I don't love her. She claims to be head over heals for me - but I don't love her. Maybe in a year. So the only guilt I would feel about cheating on her would come from being caught.