Drama

So!

First things first, I was at a body reading seminar last weekend. Very interesting stuff.

I learned that when reading a body; if a person's bum is like a little shelf; that person is very self possessed. (selfish; snobish; self comes first) If a person's bum is in the center; with no shelf on top or bottom; they could either go both ways or are balanced. And you guessed it! If a person looks like their bum is sitting on a shelf; they're very nurturing or mother like.

Apperently; same thing goes for their nipple placement. If the nips poke up, self centered. If they poke down; motherly. If they're in the middle poking horizontal style; their either both or none.

This revolutionizes my system of thought entirely!